Because some people really test your patience—and coffee is the only thing keeping you out of orange jumpsuits.
This sassy retro mug says what we’re all thinking: “Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s not worth the jail time.” Featuring a fabulous vintage woman who clearly has zero time for nonsense, this mug brings the drama, the humor, and just the right amount of unfiltered truth.
Available in a variety of bold colors to match your mood (or your level of tolerance), it’s the perfect daily reminder that deep breaths—and caffeine—save lives.
Why You’ll Love It:
High-quality ceramic that holds your hot takes (and hot drinks)
Multiple colors to match your vibe
Dishwasher & microwave safe, because ain’t nobody got time for hand-washing
Choose from 11 oz or 15 oz—depending on how done you are
Perfect for your desk, kitchen, or gift for your fellow sass queens
